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Poor Larry.

Larry the Louse had big Thanksgiving dreams this year.

While everyone else was busy grocery shopping and basting turkeys. Larry was fluffing his antennae, polishing his exoskeleton, and preparing for his own holiday migration.

He imagined it all so clearly:

Snuggling into a warm scalp while the family sat around the table.

His own lice style buffet.

Maybe even finding a new condo (aka a cousin’s head) during the family photo session when everyone squeezes in way too close.

But those dreams?

CRUSHED.

Like a nit under a professional comb.

Because THIS year, the family decided to be responsible and proactive. 

They went to Lice Clinics of Texas for head checks before Thanksgiving.

And nobody—absolutely nobody—bothered to check with Larry first.

 Larry’s Official Statement (as translated from Louse)

“Honestly, I’m offended. One minute I’m prepping for Turkey Day, the next I’m being evicted by a trained Lice Technician with good lighting and better manners. You try getting yanked out of your house right before the holidays! It’s rude.”

 Christmas Hopes & Housing Dreams

Even though Thanksgiving was a total bust, the louse crew is keeping their antennae up.

“We’re not giving up on Christmas,” Larry insisted. “Families get together, they hug, they sit by the tree, they share blankets… opportunities happen.”

Larry is optimistic. Maybe too optimistic.

But his dreams depend on one thing NOT happening…

Another round of pre-holiday head checks.

(He still wakes up at night in a cold sweat thinking about that bright clinic light and the gentle-but-merciless “let’s take a look!”)

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 Meanwhile… At Lice Clinics of Texas

We’re over here helping families stay lice-free through the holidays, offering:

– Quick head checks

– One-hour guaranteed treatments

– Louse-proof peace of mind

– The end of Larry’s real estate career

So while Larry and his buddies are hoping for a Christmas miracle…

We’re hoping you have a holiday season full of love, laughter, and absolutely zero unexpected houseguests with six legs.

(Sorry, Larry. Not sorry.)

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 Happy Holidays — itch-free and stress-free — from Lice Clinics of Texas!

Let us help you keep your family gatherings fun… and keep Larry’s dreams from coming true.