How I, Lisa the Louse, Ended Up on Santa Claus Himself

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Never—ever—in my tiny louse life did I imagine that I’d end up in the white, fluffy, snowdrift-looking hair of Santa Claus. I mean, seriously—that wasn’t on my bingo card.

But here’s how it happened:

Emily, my lovely landlord, went to see Santa to report her wishlist (which, IMO, was a little ambitious, but who am I to judge?). She gave him one of those big warm hugs… and I slipped right into Santa’s magical mane.

Let me tell you, Santa’s hair is… different.

Emily’s hair was a warm, cozy bungalow. Santa’s hair? More like… a frozen tundra that smells vaguely of cookies and chimney soot. Not exactly luxury living.

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 Mrs. Claus Makes a Discovery

Back at the North Pole, Santa couldn’t stop scratching. Poor guy thought it was dry scalp from all the heaters blasting at the mall.

Mrs. Claus, being the observant queen she is, took a peek.

To her absolute shock—there I was.

A lone louse adventurer on Santa himself.

Her Google search history now reads:

• “Can Santa get lice?”

• “Can reindeer get lice?”

• “Can lice survive in freezing temperatures?”

Next thing I knew, Santa was revving up the sleigh and heading straight for the Lone Star State. Yeehaw, indeed.

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 Santa’s Beard Panic

The funniest part?

Santa was extremely worried I might move into his beard.

I tried to reassure him:

“Relax, big guy. We lice have standards. We don’t do beards. We’re classy. We prefer scalps only.”

But alas, Santa couldn’t hear me, what with the jingling bells and mild panic.

Luckily, the fabulous techs at Lice Clinics of Texas were ready to calm him down, clean him up, and send him back to the North Pole faster than you can sing Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.

(FYI: I was evicted immediately. Zero stars. Would not recommend.)

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 Don’t Let Lisa the Louse Crash Your Holidays

Before you cozy up with family, friends, Santa, or the kiddo you’re taking to sit on his lap—get a professional lice check.

Lice Clinics of Texas:
✅Fast
✅Effective
✅ One-treatment, one-hour solution
✅Gets you back to your holiday festivities itch-free

Don’t wait until someone in your house starts scratching and blaming “winter dryness.” It might be a me lurking around.

Keep the holidays merry, bright, and 100% louse-free.

And remember:

You may not see me coming… but Lice Clinics of Texas sure knows how to send me packing.

 Happy Holidays (and sorry again, Santa). 

Call us: (512) 715-4824